Still hating Mondays

2 years ago.

Why I love Digi. (family post paid)

Wife:    eh bill bulan lepas dah dapat tau

Hubster: alamak. Mungkin bill bulan ni ter-banyak sikit. Abang call mak abah banyak.

Wife: ala, mak abah abang kan Bil melambung pun tak pe. Yang tak bolehnya awek.

Hubster: dengan awek abang, calls kan free

Air-cond

while travelling back to Ipoh, banyak betul iklan Air Cond.

Wife: do you know,  the correct translation of aircon is pendingin hawa, not penghawa dingin?

Hubster: hm. sebab perempuan (hawa) memang cold kot?

Arundhati Roy (God Of Small Things)

Hubster: Nah, I’m done with this book

Wife: How is it? Do you like it?

Hubster: Maybe you could tell me. Abang tak faham.

Wife: eh how could you go on and on finishing the book without understanding it?

Hubster: that’s just like loving a woman.