Wednesday, July 02, 2008

the diamonds and their girls

Two weeks ago at a jewelery shop in a shopping mall:

My sister and I was browsing through the diamond rings collection, hardly noticing the price tag as both of us were caught in the swirl of black hole of admiration. When I spotted The Diamond Ring, the quirky salesman got my attention.

This is the conversation between us:

wide-eyed me: this is one is so beautiful!
sister: its too big la (noticing the size of the rock. Huge!)
salesman: (quickly put the ring on my finger)
wide-eyed me: oooh how much is this?
salesman: got discount one! some more you can pay 0% installment!
wide-eyed me: (spotted another ring) and that? and how bout this one?
salesman: all got discount one
wider-eyed me: eh you better take this ring back. Nanti i bawa lari.
salesman: no problem. U can bawa lari. But marry me first!
sister: oh corny corny.

No I didn't buy the ring or marry the guy just to have it.. my heart is set just for my bubuchan. =P

Last week at the same store:

I was browsing the bracelet collection after deciding that one ring will be too much. And the same quirky salesman was entertaining me (from behind of the counter)

me: how much for that bracelet?
salesman: you mean the platinum or the white gold?
me: er. Why don't you quote both the price.
salesman: why don't you try it. (offering the platinum)
me: okay (this time I put it on myself. ye sayang?)
salesman: so how? try the white gold as well
me: okay (again I took it from him and put it on myself) (emphasizing)
salesman: this one is more expansive than the ring. Size and amount of diamonds, smaller cuts make all the difference. (showing the price tags)
me: bapak mahal! haha you better take it off before I ruin it!
salesman: no problem. You got how many sisters?

hahahaha.
corny, corny.

For this type of service, please head on to T***** & Co.

(for the record, I've three single sisters but one made unavailable due to age restriction)


They say diamonds are girl's bestfriend.
Much that I adore diamonds (me being tomboyish and all tapi gile berlian. Don't quite jive eh?)
but I don't think I'll marry a guy just for his diamonds.

I don't care about the rocks, just your heart that I adore the most. A smile that melts me.

17 comments:

uswah 2 July 2008 at 16:13:00 GMT+8  

woh woh.. tiffany & co. kah? xberani kite nak menjejakkan kaki ke kedai itu.. hahahhaha.. die mmg layan sume org baik2 punye ke? ke kene pakai kelas2 baru die layan dgn bes? ahahhaa

...but I digress 2 July 2008 at 19:50:00 GMT+8  

ala uswah mcm la awak tak tau me and yah pakai comot.mamat tu mmg jenis mengayat.hahaha.that guy sorang je yg byk byk ckp pun..

mr K 2 July 2008 at 19:56:00 GMT+8  

you are mine! nanti abg belikan diamond ring or bracelet utk syg..k?

dasar lelaki gatal...hahaha

...but I digress 2 July 2008 at 20:07:00 GMT+8  

bukan gatal,tapi nak up-market je tuh.sorry ye saya bukan wanita lemah yg mudah terpedaya (haha sbb time tu mmg comot gile..confirm mamat tu test market je.hampagas sungguh)

buchan,u dont have to buy me anything =) just as long as..ur healthy n happy..

uswah 3 July 2008 at 00:11:00 GMT+8  

hahaha.. ala mane tau kalo akak tgh pakai suit loyar ke.. kan ke smart + kelas gitu.. hahaha.

woh woh, kak af,, org dah offer jgn ditolak! hahahaha

...but I digress 3 July 2008 at 12:39:00 GMT+8  

eiyuu takmo lah..pakaian black n white la yg paling bosan dalam dunia..berkepak tgh hari buta kat malaysia yg panas dgn dgn jacket (tak masuk robe)..

offer free ndak la..ni siap condition semua..no way man..haha..

uswah 3 July 2008 at 12:52:00 GMT+8  

ahhaha,,bukan org kat kedai tu yg offer la...ni mr k yg offer, kene aa terima.. hahahha.. tapayah le berbudi bahase kate 'jgn susah2.' hahahha

...but I digress 3 July 2008 at 13:58:00 GMT+8  

hahaha oh ye ke..mr k rupanya..tak nak la susahkan dia. (tp kalau dia nak bg...saya terima sahaja)
hahahaha.. tp i always tell him jgn beli benda2 membazir semua e.g bunga..baik beli benda yg..hehe..fhm2 jelah.. =P kalau dia nak bg..kalau tak pun,, takpe.i love him the same..

uswah 3 July 2008 at 15:17:00 GMT+8  

hahahaha.. btul2! kite paling tak berkenan bile org bagi bunge.. mmg lah sweet kononnye.. tapi cam setakat itu jela.. bukannye kite bleh gubah bunga jadi baju atau kasut atau beg untuk dipakai kan.. hahahhaa.. kite ni mmg hopeless romantic agaknye! hahaha

...but I digress 3 July 2008 at 17:36:00 GMT+8  

tulah..satu bouquet bukan murah.haha masa convo, org dah pesan kat mr k, adek badek jgn beli bunga fresh.kesian pokok.tapi yah la degil.dia kata kene bg bunga idop jugak utk convo.kene ikut tradisi dia ckp.haha

farhati 3 July 2008 at 17:39:00 GMT+8  

erkkssss... super duper karats maha jiwang.. ngeheheheh...

ala af. i prefer gadgets to diamonds, anytime. aku ngilu pakai jewellery. weird huh? hahaha

...but I digress 3 July 2008 at 17:50:00 GMT+8  

haha.sian kau yg pernah jadi witness. =P

eyh karat2 pun aku level 2,bukan minah bunge.hahaha.kire kau level top la.minah gadget.

alah senang atie,nak pape kita beli sendiri =)

*sambil nyanyi lagu DC independent woman


The rock I'm rockin
I've got it
'Cause I depend on me

Anonymous,  3 July 2008 at 18:09:00 GMT+8  

bising la u.cakap mcm bagus yg cincin berlian sampai sua tiga kat jari u tu bukan u beli sendiri KAAAAn..
independent woman konon.

confirm mampus aku kena bantai pasni.

f.e

Akmal Azeman 3 July 2008 at 18:29:00 GMT+8  

hahah! i laughed while reading dis! tiffany??? hehehe..segan nak melangkah masok..pohKong suda~~~ LOL!

but anyway. i tink i prefer gadgets! like IPHONE!!!! :))

but anyway. kalo org nak bg, nuyu terima jer~~~ :P

...but I digress 3 July 2008 at 18:43:00 GMT+8  

fara:
amboi mulut!dia yg nak bg..nak buat cemana but if i really really really want smthing why would i trouble my man la kan..

nuyu:
hehe gadget ke..bunge ke..cincin ke...yg penting pemberian tu ikhlas =D

zackyah fimiyun 3 July 2008 at 23:12:00 GMT+8  

i love gadgets.

because i'm quite satified with rm12 bracelet.plus a dozen of brooch that cost rm5.

owh.plus rm 7.90 ring..
giller...baju pun semurah mungkin.carefour atau giant would do..

but not kasut lah..tu kena mahal. (demand)

nooo..i rather hv free tickets...travel mana2..owh,plus mc please!

sape nak kasik?hohoho..giler geli ayat aku sendiri...

btw...i love freah flower...hehe..everything pun tak kekal..but the smell of sweatness remains...kan kan?diamond takleh bau..bau adalah sense paling kuat utk ingat sesuatu..not vision.hehehe

mr K 3 July 2008 at 23:30:00 GMT+8  

kalau sy mampu, satu dunia ni sy bg kat awak.. tak mampu pun nak bg jugak.. ^_^ bukan setakat ring n gadjet je..

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