role model my foot!

Walk away to save your face
You never were a genius
Walk away to save your face
You never were, you never were
-Placebo singing Second Sight

We were making our way to the court cafeteria to have our "tea" break.
Cheese mushroom omelet dua, bang.
The best omelet in the whole wide world, yes, and the memory of it makes me salivating.
Already.

After making our order, my friend placed her files on the table.
And my eyes couldn't believe what I saw on it; a neat handwriting on the court minutes.
(Not that the it can escape any).

It was well written, long winded and lo! it reads:
"Could have gotten order on the last previous dates".

Rasa nak muntah okey.

(In case you don't get my drift, this one chap had gotten order in terms for an application when previously other counsel (like my friend here) didn't. )
Macam bagus.

Duh who writes so religiously on the court minutes?
Siap2 komen lagi.

And I asked my friend did she write on it. And she said no.
(She said its not her because her handwriting qualifies her to be a medical doctor and the self-righteous chap writes everything oh so clear) Obviously.
I won't bet my finger for her anyway, because the one wrote it must've been a self-righteous person.

Which my friend admit, saying that she encountered oh so many times that the Martha Steward incarnation making examples of her/himself, setting examples of her/himself,liking to be noticed.

"If that was me, I ____________"
"For me, I would have/ would have not _______________"
"If I were you I would ______________"
"Look, I will do it this way ______________"

Setting examples of a good citizen for the society, why not put yourself lah kan?
Nauseating I tell you.

I think I've encountered that same kind of loser the other day, checking the butt of my jeans and feeling relief that it was not Armani and started to ramble "oh you know,I myself would settle for just mng jeans. Its cheaper" when s/he knows mine is not any close to any mango or banana labels.

Hello~ you don't earn more than I do!
Secondly, I don't have to keep up with you Joneses, to make my life happy.
But seriously do you have to put down ppl like that.
Ingat baguske nak komen2 org lain and put urself up.

*Would've applied what Mak said to one of those type of ppl
(if lah I'm quick thinking like my mom, bless her )

makcik: Eh if I were you, I would have done it this way
mak: Lucky I'm not you.

Or it would be very nice if at the mo' that those ppl trying to "correct" me, I imagine it all how will I deal with em' my way.
And this I would tell him/her/them:

"Like Padaiyappa once said,' If I told you once, I told you a thousand times! "

And I will walk out of there like a Tamil hero, flicking (or attempting to flick) an imaginary cigarette to lip.
Word.


IF I CAN PRACTICE TO PERFECTION AND REMEMBER MY SCRIPT I WOULD.
hahaha.